• Serious question…

    Here’s a very serious question: Which of these scenarios would you rather see? 1. Neil Patrick Harris playing Barney Stinson playing Justin Timberlake in a JT biopic. 2. Justin Timberlake playing Neil Patrick Harris playing Barney Stinson in a NPH biopic. 3. Neil Patrick Harris and Justin Timberlake just standing around together in suits and ties looking hot. 4. Neil Patrick Harris and Justin Timberlake on SNL singing Mirrors with more cowbell. Other options?

  • Emergency on the Race Course

    It was about mile 6 when I really had to go. The thought of stopping my clock and going into a port-a-potty on the side of Highland Avenue wasn’t my idea of a good time, but you know what they say? When you gotta go, you gotta go. And really, I HAD TO GO! Easy enough, huh? I walked right in, there was no line like at miles 2 and 4. Did my thing. Used the hand sanitizer. Opened the door. Opened the door. Opened the… OH MY GOD, THE DOOR WON’T OPEN! OH MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED? OH MY GOD, THE LATCH ON THE OUTSIDE IS LOCKED. WHOOOOOO LOCKED…

  • Paralyzed

    Tuesday afternoon. All day Wednesday. Work. No phone. No internet. No email. It’s as if we were living in 1994, or worse, the dark ages. Thank God for cell phones, even though there’s crap service in the office. Selling plants without being able to connect easily with customers and vendors is hard. It’s enough to make you shake in the corner. It’s amazing when you’re in that situation to realize how dependent we are upon technology. It makes for long days. It makes for frustration. It’s paralyzing.